This Coen
Brother’s masterpiece was an otherwise great film. Sadly the film ending left
us with an annoying and dragged out scene with Sheriff Ed Tom Bell (Tommy Lee
Jones) going on and on about a dream he had. I would have much preferred the
film ended with the second to last scene in which our assassin Anton Chigurh
(Javier Bardem) kills a victim and then survives a car crash despite a broken
limb.
Indiana Jones & Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Some may think the whole movie was ridiculous, but really … a circle of crystal aliens coming to life, making things swirl around, blowing up the bad lady’s (Cate Blanchett) head before said aliens zoom off into outer space in a subterranean space ship. Without even ruffling Indy’s fedora? Get real.
Some may think the whole movie was ridiculous, but really … a circle of crystal aliens coming to life, making things swirl around, blowing up the bad lady’s (Cate Blanchett) head before said aliens zoom off into outer space in a subterranean space ship. Without even ruffling Indy’s fedora? Get real.
War of the Worlds
Talk about Good Luck! We didn’t mind that it was germs that did in the evil aliens. But when Ray (Tom Cruise) arrives in Boston to find that his ex-wife's neighborhood as been untouched and his whole family there, safe, waiting for him … well, it all seems a little bit too perfect.
Talk about Good Luck! We didn’t mind that it was germs that did in the evil aliens. But when Ray (Tom Cruise) arrives in Boston to find that his ex-wife's neighborhood as been untouched and his whole family there, safe, waiting for him … well, it all seems a little bit too perfect.
LOTR: Return of the King
It ends with Frodo (Elijah Wood)
and Sam (Sean Astin)
making it off that fffing Mt. Doom. No, actually, it ends with Aragon (Viggo
Mortensen) becoming king, getting his Elf queen (Liv Tyler)
and bowing to the Hobbits. No, wait, it ends with the Hobbits going back the
Shire, and Sam marrying his Hobbit lady. Wait, there’s more. It ends with Frodo
writing his account of his adventure. Fitting. No, wait -- for heaven sakes
already -- it ends with Frodo sailing off into the sunset on some boat with
Gandalf (Ian McKellen),
Bilbo (Ian Holm)
and a bunch of Elves. Is that it? Is it really over? Whew.
Signs
In this otherwise awesome M. Night film about
Aliens invading Earth, we were dying to know the big reveal that became MNS’s
claim to fame. But when it is revealed that sophisticated Aliens are done in by
nothing other than water, it felt like a sell out. Why would sophisticated
aliens conquer a planet that is 80% covered by water.
Basic
As this quite interesting film comes to a conclusion,
most of the characters have been killed as we are told the entire story through
flashbacks. So how does this crime/military thriller end? Well basically
everyone is still alive and it was all a hoax to cover up an army smuggling
ring. Seriously?
Man on a Ledge
I loved the premise of the film and enjoyed
90% of it. Obviously this is an inplausible action/heist film, but the actors
were great and I simply enjoyed the film. That was until of course the director
essentially got bored of filming and decided to just end the film. So he has
our lead, Nick Cassidly, simply jump of a building, amazingly land on a blow up
landing pad, and then fight through a crowd of cops to instantly attack Ed
Harrison’s villain, revealing the diamond and instantaneously earning his freedom.
I mean literally in the span of 45 seconds
Nick is chased by cops, jumps off a building, proves his innocence, and then
gets interviewed about how it feels to be a free man.
The Village
MNS’s premise of a colonial village being controlled
by mysterious Creatures who hide in the woods was slightly intriguing. Again,
as we awaiting the big reveal, we had high expectations. But then once again we
are let down. As it is revealed that the village was actually just a walled in
compound in modern day times, MNS sat there laughing as he duped us once again.
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