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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Why 21 Jump Street Was One of the Funniest Films In Years.



While most people know of the 80’s TV show about cops going under cover in a high school, even if you have never heard of it, you still better see this movie. I can honestly say I have not laughed this hard in quite some time. This movie was simply hilarious. The action comedy follows the story of two cops who are reassigned to go undercover in a local high school to unearth a major drug ring. The two men who experienced high school very differently are shocked to find that things these days are quite different than they were ten years earlier. The cops are played by Jonah Hill (Schmidt) and Channing Tatum (Jenko).  The film is quite raunchy and the language is as bad as you can get but there are nonstop laughs and some amazing sequences.  Before we get to the stars, there are some great supporting roles in the film. Ice Cube plays Captain Dickson, the head of the undercover program. His every word is so cliché and predictable, yet he delivers knock out lines with every word. His few scenes garnered just as many laughs as those of the stars. The group of high school students also are cast quite well. But the best supporting role is by far that of Rob Riggle as Mr. Walters, the creepy gym teacher. Very underrated, Riggle is so over the top you have to love him. His one liners such from Step Brothers and The Hangover are already deemed classic quotes. He adds an awesome element to the film.
What is so clever about the film is that its greatest quality is that it makes fun of itself.  The directors not only make fun and often reference the original 21 Jump Street (maybe even having a surprise guest appearance), they also make fun of the entire action/comedy genre. Perhaps none of these are funnier than the on-going joke in the film as to when things blow up in real life. I honestly had to control myself from laughing so hard.
Now for the real stars of the film; Hill and Tatum. Let’s begin with Hill. Hill is always good, never bad, and sometimes great. He is great in this film. He plays the whole “I am a loser and its funny” bit perhaps better than anyone in Hollywood. He does an awesome job of balancing his humor from being completely over the top to just being classically funny. There is something about him freaking out and screeching like a girl that I will always love (sorry but Accepted just popped into my head).  Hill came into this pairing being the funny one and he handles the pressure very well. I have already been quoting him from the movie and its been less than 24 hours.
They say that the greatest man is one that can admit his mistakes. I strive to be great and therefore would like to publically apologize to Channing Tatum. I have often said you are the worst actor in Hollywood (see my post on Haywire). What I didn’t realize is that you are not the worst actor in Hollywood, you are the worst dramatic actor in Hollywood; but you sure are damn funny. Tatum shocked me in this film and not only was funny, no I mean actually funny, but he also did a decent job of acting. Playing dumb is not always the easiest thing but he truly balanced his character in the film. He not only avoided holding Hill back but at times often matching Hill in the comedic elements of the film. I am afraid to praise him too much until I see his next film but I must give credit where credit is due. Channing Tatum, you did an excellent job in the film.
I strongly recommend the film to anyone who likes to laugh but please be aware there are as many horrible crude jokes and disgusting language as a film can have. Viewer beware.

Sex: Partial Male Nudity but sex is implied, Sex is talked about and often referenced to
Violence: There is plenty of violence and some gory scenes where they don’t shy away from blood and gun shots.
Language: non-stop vulgar language
Drugs: read the plot
Rated: R
Run time: 109 minutes
Grade: 4 Stars


Why Ted Is Going To Be The Funniest Movie Ever!!

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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Why Anthony Davis Is One of The 20 Best College Players Ever.


Here are the 20 greatest Men's College Basketball Players of all-time.
20. Danny Manning (Kansas, 1984-1988): As a freshman, he seemed overhyped. As it turns out, he was "accurately hyped." The Jayhawks won the national title when Manning was a senior, despite a mediocre 21-11 record during the regular season; had he turned pro as a junior, they might have missed the NIT.

19. Anthony Davis (Kentucky 2011-2012): This young star is a shoe in for the first pick of the NBA draft and is widely the best college recruit in years. Davis was absolutely dominate in his first and only year at Kentucky; a year in which he accumulated every single player of the year award on way to his most valuable player award and National Title win over rival Kansas. He has set numerous records for Division I shot blocking, out blocking numerous teams all on his own. Davis is not only a double double guy, his complete control and dominance of both sides of the floor command more respect from other teams than any player in recent memory. He averaged 14 points, 10 rebounds, 5 blocks, and almost 2 steals a game. We can only imagine if this young star stayed all 4 years.

18.  Freeman Williams (Portland State, 1974-1978): The 6-foot-4 Williams averaged 30.9 as a sophomore, 38.8 as a junior, and 35.9 as a senior. Just listen to those numbers. I don’t care if he never won an NCAA title, these numbers are among the greatest ever. He is second all-time highest Division I scorer behind Maravich. He never won the title but won back to back scoring titles.

17. J.J. Redick (Duke, 2002-2006): Thousands of Americans despise Redick including myself. Why? Simply because he played for Duke and hurt my Tarheels more times than I can count. Redick is arguably the greatest college shooter of all time. Proof: every modern day college shooter is compared to the former Blue Devil. He never won a title but won scoring titles, and ended his career as the all-time three point and ACC scorer ever (subsequently surpassed).

16.  Hank Gathers (Loyola Marymount, 1987-1990): The second man to lead the nation in both scoring and boards, Gathers was a 6-foot-7 center who outran everybody and adored offensive rebounding. You may not think he deserves such high ranking but if you look at his career stats, some say he could have cracked the top 10 had he not collapsed and died from a heart condition in the middle of a game. One of the worst in-game tragedies this country has ever seen.

15. Walter Berry (San Jacinto Junior College and St. John's University, 1983-1986): Berry had a fantastic college career highlighted by a fantastic year at St. John’s. At St. John's University, Berry won the John Wooden Award and the Big East Men's Basketball Player of the Year award plus USBWA College Player of the Year in 1986, averaging 23 points and 11.1 rebounds per game. That is a a legendary year. Berry, nicknamed "The Truth", was also the second leading scorer on St. John's 1985 Final Four team.

14. Jerry West (West Virginia 1957-1960): West a monster late in his college career. As a junior, West scored 26.6 points and 12.3 rebounds a game. He dominated the NCAA tournament scoring a record 160 points, 32 points per game, and led all scorers and rebounders in every game he played. He was the MOP of the final four, an All American and was named the Athlete of the year. In his final collegiate season (1959–60) West averaged several career highs, such as scoring 29.3 points per game, a 134 season-assists, 16.5 rebounds per game, and a shooting average of 50.4% from the field, 76.6% from the free throw line. In his collegiate career, West totaled 2,309 points and 1,240 rebounds. He averaged 24.8 points per game and 13.3 rebounds.


13. Len Bias (Maryland, 1982-1986): The 6”8 Guard was one of the most dynamic college players ever. An All American and All ACC monster, Bias had as much hype as we have ever seen. Many feel he was as talented as Jordan coming out of college. Though he passed away from a dramatic and infamous overdose 2 days after being the second overall pick in the draft, Bias made his mark on the college game. “Everyone who played against him seems to insist he was the best college athlete they ever faced, which is one of the complimentary upsides to dying young.”


12. Tyler Hansbrough (North Carolina, 2005-2009): Hansbrough arguably has one of the best complete college careers of all time. Though he is out performing his NBA scouting report, Tyler is often compared to Tim Tebow for dominating the College game with little Pro level potentional. With every ACC award under his belt, Hansbrough also won every player of the year award in his senior and National Title winning senior year in which he became ACC’s all time leading scorer (passing Duke’s Reddick). He holds the NCAA record for most hit free throws and has numerous records including most ACC double doubles, 21.1 points per game for his career, and pretty much every single ACC record you can think of. He left UNC a legend and brought in a title on his way out, truly one of the best warriors and hardest working college athletes ever.


11. Bill Bradley (Princeton  1962-1965): Bradley was named to The Sporting News All-American first team in early 1963, in his sophomore year. He was a second team All-American, making him the top sophomore player in the country.  As a junior, The Sporting News named him player of the year.
Bradley scored 2,503 points at Princeton, averaging 30.2 points per game. He was awarded the 1965 James E. Sullivan Award, presented annually to the United States' top amateur athlete, the first basketball player to win the honor. Bradley holds numerous Ivy League career records, including total points (1,253) and free throws made and attempted. Bradley was educated on and off the court, there is no doubt he has earned a spot as one of the best.

10.  Christian Laettner (Duke, 1988-1992): I have always strongly felt that Laettner was slightly overrated as a college player and slightly underrated and underutilized as a pro but there is no doubt he is one of the best college players ever. He played an insane 23 NCAA tournament games over his 4 year career. That is only 1 less than possible with a 6 game maximum each year. He averaged 17 and 8 while at Duke but holds numerous NCAA tournament records: Most points scored: 407; Most free throws made: 142; Most free throw attempts: 167; Most games played: 23. He made and started in 4 consecutive final fours. If these were not enough, he won player of the year awards and is perhaps best known for hitting the most memorable basketball shot of all time in a stunning 104-103 win over rival Kentucky.

9. Bill Russell (San Fransisco, 1953-1956): The greatest NBA Champion of all time was also a very successful collegiate player. Russell led San Fran to two NCAA titles in 1955 and 1956 while winning many player of the year awards. He once blocked 13 shots in a game and for his career averaged 20.7 points and 20.3 rebounds. That is the definition of the double double.  John Wooden once called him “the greatest defensive man I’ve even seen.”


8. Wilt Chamberlain (Kansas, 1956-1958): Chamberlain was absolutely dominant in his college career. The 7 footer is known for his pure dominance in the paint as he simply overpowered everyone in front of him. In his first varsity game ever, Wilt poured in 52 points and 31 rebounds. He was an all-american and brought the Jayhawks to the finals where they lost in 4 overtimes to UNC. Over his career, Chamberlain averaged 30 points and 18 rebounds. Along with Lew Alcinder, these two players changed the way basketball would be played.

7. Oscar Robertson (Cincinnati 1957-1960): Oscar is more well known for dominance on the pro level but he also had one of the most amazing collegiate careers. Robertson averaged an amazing 33.8 points per game for his career; the third highest in NCAA history. In each of his three years, he won the national scoring title, was named an All-American, and was chosen College Player of the Year, while setting 14 NCAA and 19 school records. Robertson led the Cincinnati Bearcats to a 79–9 overall record during his three varsity seasons, including two Final Four appearances. However, he was not able to ever win a NCAA title.When Robertson left college he was the all-time leading NCAA scorer until Pete Maravich topped him in 1970.

6. Lionel Simmons (La Salle, 1986-1990): The list of players who've scored 2,000 points and snagged 1,000 rebounds is surprisingly long. The list of players who scored3,000 points while snagging 1,000 rebounds is not. The L-Train finished with 3,217 and 1,429. His stats alone are quite legendary. Simmons is widely considered one of the top 5-6 college players ever to grace the courts.

5.  Ralph Sampson (Virginia, 1979-1983): Absolutely the most skilled 7-foot-4 player in college history, Sampson was one of the most recruited athletes ever, gracing the SI cover 6 times in a short period.  A three-time Naismith player of the year, Sampson led Virginia to an NIT title and a final four appearance though he was never able to get the title. He is only the second player ever to take home 3 Naismith Awards in his career.

4. David Thompson (North Carolina State, 1973-1975): David Thompson was a pure star. The North Carolina State player led his squad to an undefeated season while winning the National title over the former champion UCLA Bruins. He had a 48 vertical inch leap and is often credited with creating the alley-oop. It was Thompson skill and talents which inspired MJ to become the player he was and we all know how that turned out. Thompson averaged 26-29 points and 8 rebounds for three years straight while dominating the ACC.

3. Bill Walton (UCLA, 1971-1974): Walton was the corner stone of one the best basketball dynasties ever. Walton and his Bruins were led by Wooden and went onto win a record 88 straight games while winning two titles. He was part of two 30-0 winning streaks and had 44 points in a national title game. Many feel Walton was overrated but there is no doubting this guy is one of the best college winners of all time. Very few dominated like he did.  Moreover, Walton had the greatest offensive performance anyone's ever going to see in a meaningful contest, hitting 21 of 22 against Memphis in the '73 title game.

2. Pete Maravich (LSU, 1967-1970): Let’s get right to the stats. Pistol Pete averaged 44.2 points a game during his three-season career. In his first game ever as a freshman he scored 50 points, 14 rebounds and 11 assists. I cannot make this up. Maravich averaged 44.2 points per game while shooting 43.8 percent from the field. His career scoring average was higher than his career shooting percentage. Obviously, this is mathematically possible, because it happened. Maravich scored 3,667 points — 1,138 of those in 1968, 1,148 in 1969 and 1,381 in 1970 while averaging 43.8, 44.2 and 44.5 points per game. In his collegiate career, the 6' 5" guard averaged an incredible 44.2 points per game in 83 contests and led the NCAA in scoring in each of his three seasons Maravich's longstanding collegiate scoring record is particularly impressive when two other factors are taken into account:
First, NCAA rules at the time of Maravich's collegiate career prohibited freshmen from taking part in varsity competition, preventing Maravich from adding to his career record for a full quarter of his time at LSU. During this first year, Maravich scored 741 points in freshman competition.
Second, Maravich played before the advent of the three-point line. His long-distance shooting skill thus produced far fewer points than would have been the case in a later era. Years later, former LSU head basketball coach Dale Brown charted every college game Maravich played, taking into consideration all shots he took. Brown calculated that at the NCAA rule of a three-point line at 19-foot (5.8 m), 9-inches from the rim, Maravich would have averaged thirteen 3-point scores per game, lifting the player's career average to 57 points per game. Simply insane.

1. Lew Alcindor (UCLA, 1966-1969): 3 seasons; 3 titles, 2 player of the year awards. Soon to be known as Kareem Abdul Jabar, Lew Alcindor had an impressive career enough on his own. The star of the 88-2 UCLA team of the late sixties is the most imposing college athlete of all-time. In his freshman year, Alcindor had 31 points, 21 boards, and eight blocks in his first game ever. He averaged 26.4 points a game for his career, had 943 field goals, and once scored 870 points in a season. To show his true dominance, keep the following fact in mind. The slam dunk was banned from college basketball after the 1967 season. Yes, all of college basketball changed and you could no longer slam dunk, simply due to the dominance of Alcindor. If there is not dominance I don’t know what is.  


Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Why Tom Hanks Will Win The Hollywood Bracket.



After weeks of voting and thousands of votes worldwide, we are down to the finals in The Herd’s Hollywood Bracket. After two very close semi-final Matchups we have a showdown between two of the Hollywood’s all-time greats. Tom Hanks(1) vs Clint Eastwood (4). Before we delve into this matchup let us look at how we got here to the final 2. In the semi-final matchups we had 4 contenders who could have all won the title and it showed in the voting as every actor received at least 43% of the vote. In the first matchup Tom Hanks knocked down a current legend in Denzel. The matchup ended with Hanks securing 57% of the votes to Denzel’s 43%. What hurt Washington here was that he couldn’t compete with Hank’s Oscars and while Hanks has drifted of late, he is still a big actor of the last 15 years. In the other semi-final, Eastwood (4) pulled off his 3rd big upset in a row knocking off (1) Nicholson. This was a very close matchup that wasn’t decided until the final day of voting. After being within 1-2% of each other the entire round, Eastwood pulled away and pulled off the upset at 54%-46%. Perhaps many considered their acting careers close and Eastwood’s directing threw him over the top. Although I could strongly argue that Nicholson’s acting career far exceeds that of Eastwood, but I have no gripes with the selection.  Ok, so we are here at the finals. Here is my analysis and vote for the winner.
Tom Hanks
Born Thomas Jeffrey Hanks on July 9, 1956 in California, Hanks is the true American actor. Hanks has played some of the most iconic roles in cinematic history and has the hardware to prove it. His most popular roles were that of Big (1988), A League of Their Own (1992), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Philadelphia (1993), Forrest Gump (1994), Apollo 13 (1995), Toy Story (1995), Saving Private Ryan (1998), You’ve Got Mail (1998) Cast Away (2000), Road to Perdition (2002), Catch me if you Can (2002), The Davinci Code (2006). Hanks is not only a successful actor, he is a successful producer and director as well.  Some of his extremely successful productions include That Thing you Do! (1996), Saving Private Ryan, The Polar Express (2004), Mamma Mia (2008), Where the Wild Things Are (2009), Larry Crown (2011). Here are his nominations and awards.

Year
Award
Film
W/N
1988
Best Actor
Big
Nominated
1993
Best Actor
Philadelphia
Won
1994
Best Actor
Forrest Gump
Won
1998
Best Actor
Saving Private Ryan
Nominated
2000
Best Actor
Cast Away
Nominated









Clint Eastwood
Clinton Eastwood Jr. is one of the most iconic actors in cinematic history. The king of the Westerns, Eastwood became even more famous than John Wayne.  Eastwood has been a major Hollywood star since the early sixties. His big break came playing the Man with No Name in the Dollar’s trilogy of A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly during the 1960s. He is also one of the most quotable actors of all time and no one will ever forget his role as Dirty Harry. He truly is an icon of masculinity. While his acting career was iconic, Eastwood is actually most heralded and honored for his role as a director and film maker. His films have grossed millions and earned Eastwood numerous awards. Some of his finer works include the award winning Unforgiven (1992), Million Dollar Baby (2004), In The Line of Fire (1993), Gran Torino (2008), Mystic River (2003), Letters from Iwo Jima (2006), J. Edgar (2011).
His Academy Awards are as follows:



Year
Award
Film
W/N
1992
Best Director
Unforgiven
Won
Best Picture
Unforgiven
Won
Best Actor
Unforgiven
Nominated
2003
Best Director
Mystic River
Nominated
Best Picture
Mystic River
Nominated
2004
Best Director
Million Dollar Baby
Won
Best Picture
Million Dollar Baby
Won
Best Actor
Million Dollar Baby
Nominated
2006
Best Director
Letters from Iwo Jima
Nominated
Best Picture
Letters from Iwo Jima
Nominated

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great."Conclusion: In summary while these actors are tied in individual awards, the clear distinction here is that Hanks has 5 Best Actor nominations and 2 wins while Eastwood only has 2 nominations. Tom Hanks had without a shadow of a doubt the most successful decade of acting that we have ever seen. Let the following sink in. In the span of 12 years hanks had 5 best actor nominations, 2 wins, and a blockbuster hit every single year. That is just Hollywood dominance. Many believe that he actually deserved to win for some of his other nominations, especially for his amazing performance in Cast Away in which audiences were awed watching Hanks alone for almost 3 hours. Hanks was so successful that he even had a child who has a successful movie career. In terms of acting, there is no real comparison between these two, Eastwood just may be as iconic but is definitely not the star that Hanks was. What really pushed Hanks over the edge is that the one area in which Eastwood has the edge, directing (2 best pictures and 2 best directors), Hanks has a decent background as well. Hanks has his own producing and directing resume and while definitely not as successful as Eastwood, it definitely closes the gap. With that I have made my choice for the best and greatest actor in Hollywood.
--Jimmy Dugan, "A League of Their Own"

Acting is no easy task and Hanks makes it look easy. His hard work has made him the best actor in Hollywood and for that we thank him and can’t wait for more.



Monday, April 2, 2012

Why Sometimes All We Need is a Good Kid On Screen.



With the debut of The Hunger Games last week there has been a lot of discussion about whether the film about kids was truly appropriate for kids. The cruel nature of the films raises the question of whether the film about kids killing kids should actually be seen by other children. All of this discussion has me thinking about movies about and starring kids. Since my childhood there have been those classic films that are both about kids and star children. Since I love lists so much, here is a list of some of my favorite Films starring/about children. Let me know if there are any others (reply to the post).

Child Performances
·         Empire of the Sun (1987)
·         Christian Bale was only 12 but his portrayal of JG Ballard was a performance for the ages and truly began an amazing career. Spielberg has a knack for finding amazing child actors and for bringing out the best in them. This film was no different. Bale was emotional and engaging as the star of this film; a role many feel should have earned him an Oscar bid.


·         The Piano (1993)
·         Many know her from HBO’s True Blood but Anna Paquin made a name for herself with her memorable performance in this film which she won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar at only the age of 11. Paquin plays the daughter of a mute Scottish woman mailed to New Zealand as a reluctant bride. This was a difficult and complex role which the 11 year old simply nailed, showing skills way beyond her years. She won an Oscar at 11, enough said.

·         Home Alone (1990)
·         This better be on every bodies list because there is not one of us who have ever seen this film and not pictured ourselves in Kevin’s situation.  With his charisma and lovability, Macaulay Culkin (10) stole the show in this Christmas-time favorite. His second film was just as good and with this performance, Culkin set a precedence for child performances.

·         E.T. (1982)
·         E.T. was as much about the child actors as it was about the aliens. Drew Barrymore got her first role ever in the film but the real star was Henry Thomas (10). Though slightly overacted, Thomas makes us believe he would do anything for his alien friend and truly nailed the role Spielberg wrote for him.

·         The Professional (1994)
·         Everyone agrees that The Black Swan was Natalie Portman’s best performance. But in a close second was her role as an assassin to be in this film. At the age of 13, Portman shows great range while forced to be a mother figure, smoker, hitman’s assistant and yes at times oddly sexual.  This was one amazing performance and if you don’t trust me, see for yourself.
 
·         The Sixth Sense (1999)
·         At only the age of 11, Haley Joel Osment shocked the world. Sharing the screen with Bruce Willis in one of the highest grossing films of all time, Osment handled a very serious and challenging role like a champ. He doesn’t seem fazed at all and performed amazingly while delivering one of the most famous lines in movie history. Unfortunately, his career didn’t pan out as we all would have liked.

·         Kick-A** (2010)
·         Chloe Moretz (13) stole this very underrated movie. I enjoyed this movie from start to finish but there is no one who left the theater thinking about anything but Hit-Girl. Moretz was insanely charismatic and dominated every scene in the film. With her filthy mouth and kick-a** ability, Moretz gave us a role for the ages.

·         Taxi Driver (1976)
·         Though this was De Niro’s film, Jodie Foster was excellent in this film. Playing the 12 year old prositite Iris, Foster got her start in the film industry as this strangely upbeat character throwing a well-needed addition to the De Niro classic.

·         Brothers (2009)
·         Not to be overshadowed by Portman, Gyllenhaal and Maguire, Bailee Madison was excellent in this average film. The emotion this girl emitted in every scene was astonishing and I was brought to tears just watching this young talented actress. You feel her happiness and her sorrow. At only 10 years old, this was a great performance, one that was unfortunately unseen by many.

·         Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
·         Max Records was given a golden opportunity to own a great child role in a child film and he nailed it. The 12 year old kid was excellent in the deeper than expected film based on the childhood favorite novel.  Records seems older and wise when he needs and young and impressionable at times as well. A hit at the box office, this film about kids isn’t just for kids.

Some Classics About kids
·         Problem Child (1990)

·         Matilda (1996)

·         Annie (1982)

·         Dennis the Menace (1993)

·         Blank Check (1994)

·         A Little Princess (1995)

·         The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking (1988)

·         The Sandlot (1993)

·         Rookie of the Year (1993)

·         Little Giants (1994)

·         Hugo (2011)

·         Camp Nowwhere (1994)

·         Super 8 (2011)